dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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