I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Just high enough for therapy.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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