i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Actions speak louder than pants.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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