she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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