I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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