she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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