he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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