2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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