Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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