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(248): View more from Michigan

Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...

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(612): View more from Minnesota

So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?

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(515): View more from Iowa

Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"

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(314): View more from Missouri

Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace

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(425): View more from Washington

I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now

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(714): View more from California

That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place

(516): View more from New York

Be outside in 5

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