I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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