the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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