no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i already hear my dad disowning me
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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