those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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