I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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