She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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