I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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