My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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