We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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