are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Small penises have feelings too.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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