their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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