We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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