He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Randomize
