Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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