I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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