took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Randomize
