god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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