Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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