HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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