i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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