grandma shit on top of the toilet
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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