Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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