Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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