You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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