plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
This toilet bowl is my home.
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