i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
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its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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