I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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