You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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