he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Randomize
