I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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