brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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