Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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