Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
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