I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Randomize
