Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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