This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize
