How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
