This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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