You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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