no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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