in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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